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Corruption is NOT quid pro quo.

If you’re ever worried that you fucked up real bad, just remember that there are over 2,500 reported cases of vacuum cleaner-induced genital trauma in the United States each year. 

(Source: blue-collar-girl, via luftwaffless)

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This day can f itself right in it’s a.

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Oh, I see what you did there Monday. Disguising yourself as Tuesday. I’ve got your number.

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Yummy food trucks with the family.

Yummy food trucks with the family.

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medicalbug:

This is what a typical western diet does! Triglycerides so high they seperate on their own within minutes of draw 😱


Ew…

medicalbug:

This is what a typical western diet does!
Triglycerides so high they seperate on their own within minutes of draw 😱

Ew…

(via bedside-manner)